Preamble Time are tough. People disagree on lots of things. We Christians need to stand together on the big, important issues lest the rising tide of secularism sweep us all away and destroy the Gospel. To do this, I issue the following statement, and I hope that others will sign it to show their courage … Continue reading "The Caleb Statement"
Responses from theologians: St. Athanasius The Son of God became a Devil-renouncing man that I might renounce the Devil as a son of God. Augustine of Hippo God grant me to renounce the Devil, but not yet. Thomas Aquinas I answer that I do indeed renounce the Devil and all of his works, just as … Continue reading "Do You Renounce the Devil and All of His Works?"
What do churches and laser guns have in common? Pew. I accepted Jesus as my savior, but He keeps using ‘Save As…’ and now there are more than 87 of me. A man walks into a Presbyterian church during worship and they’re singing “I Have Decided to Follow Jesus.” (That’s it. That’s the joke.) What … Continue reading "Holy Ha Ha Ha"
…But the first one is: The 12 Days of Calvinism On the first day of Christmas my Calvin explained to me, the fallen nature of man. On the second day of Christmas my Calvin explained to me, called and chosen, and the fallen nature of man. On the third day of Christmas my Calvin explained … Continue reading "More Jokes. They're Not Even All About Calvinism!"
Christian jokes. Gotta’ love ’em. Without further ado, here’s what I got: Baptist Jokes You might be a Southern Baptist if: You think God’s presence is strongest on the back three pews. Your definition of fellowship has something to do with food. You honestly believe that the Apostle Paul spoke King James English. You think … Continue reading "A Few Silly Christian Jokes"
Chuck Norris once sneezed while on the Atlantic. The result was Hurrican Katrina. Chuck Norris buys his cereal at Home Depot. A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, Chuck Norris made his power available psychically. The Jedi called this the Force. Thor’s hammer was forged by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris frisks airport … Continue reading "Don't Joke about Chuck Norris…Except a Little"
All credit goes here: http://solareformed.blogspot.com/2011/06/10-step-guide-to-defeating-cult-of.html Ensure that you bring up John Calvin as soon as possible. It is a great idea to get the audience on your side early, and what better way than accusing the opposition of “worshipping a man”. Bring up John Calvin before the Calvinist does. The debate becomes too theological if the … Continue reading "10 Step Guide to Defeating the Cult of Calvin"
We Christians are a funny bunch.
No one knows who made this, but it is hilarious, especially if you are, as I, of the Reformed persuasion, at least soteriologically. The Semi-Pelagian Narrower Catechism Q: What is the chief end of each individual Christian? A: Each individual Christian’s chief end is to get saved. This is the first and great commandment. Q: … Continue reading "The Semi-Pelagian Narrower Catechism"